Yes, I will admit there have been a few times where I considered just marrying for money so I could be certain I can keep riding for the rest of my life.
a few times? hahahaha talk about all the time.
"Oh yeah, horses are my favourite animal, I love them so much." -equestrians
"YOU LITTLE SHIT! Don’t you DARE knock the wheelbarrow over or I won’t feed you for a WEEK and I’m not even kidding right now!" -also equestrians…
This one time i was in church and my mom said she would give me 10$ if while the priest was flinging “holy water” at us i would run into the aisle once he passed and start hissing and screaming “IT BURNS”
do u know how many angry Christians i got in my inbox because of this
Why isn’t anyone talking about what a great sense of humor your mom has?
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
i have all these feelings about stiles’ mother like i bet she was the kind of person who went I CAN’T COOK and then took like canned soup and dried pasta and a dash of oregano and turned it into the most amazing meal ever
and she probably had rules about everyone sitting down…
I’m a hard person to be with because I get paranoid over the littlest things and make a big deal out of stuff. I can’t help it. It’s how I am. I am constantly afraid of getting fucked over again.