bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

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endorphinobsession:

Goat simulator allows me to dangle this man hundreds of feet in the air by the tongue of a very aggressive magical goat. I approve whole-heartedly.
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betweencases:

ohmybutteredbiscuits:

thiS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING SINCE SOPHOMORE YEAR

Fun fact, we went into lockdown the other day and my teacher grabbed a pair of scissors and just knelt beside the door, ready to defend us if anyone came in. As comforting as that was, a fire extinguisher would definitely had been better.
ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

bridle-less:

You know, I trust my friends but I wouldn’t let them hold a loaded gun to my head, ever.

Especially if they were easily frightened or distracted and did not have the same brain capacity for me.

So, if you wouldn’t be comfortable letting a person you’re close to do something that could potentially harm you if something went sour, why let a huge 1000lb animal with no concept of what they’d do if they moved, rest their hoof on your head or stomach?

thefirstblackspectre:

support our troops

hazfuckedlou:

nickxactly:

I love how they just fucking throw that last domino.

WAIT DID SOMEONE THROW A DOMINO AT IT BECAUSE THAT ONE PART DIDNT FALL IM DYiNG